Saturday, June 27, 2015

Hal Hannigan's Discount Magic Carpet Dealership



Welcome folks, to Hal Hannigan's Discount Magic Carpet Dealership.  Step right in and I know we have the perfect carpet for you.  How about a luxury throw?  All the comfort and style a person of your impeccable taste could ask for.  Looking for speed?  How about this microfiber mat?  Soars like an eagle.  They used to be used in the military but they've finally adapted them for discerning civilians like you.  Or perhaps you're looking for a model that will fit your growing family.  If so, we have the perfect area rug for you.  Plenty of space and new child safety locks.  Just imagine taking your kids to the beach in this baby.  You'll certainly be the Joneses in this top-of-the-line material.  And if you're the eco-friendly type please consider one of our 100% organic cotton welcome mats.  It's small, but that's just economical. 
            Of course if you're not seeing anything in your budget you can always go with one of our pre-owned models.  They're a bit frayed at the edges but Hal Hannigan only sells the best. Gar-un-teed.  You won't find any carpet squares here.  No sir, just good, honest, magic carpets.  Made in the good ole' U S of A. 

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