Monday, June 29, 2015

Breaking News

"Tonight, on Watchdog News... are your kids participating in a serious new fad known as "chalking"? A recent report from the Department of Health and Human Safety suggests that children are smuggling cocaine into schools and getting high during class hours. The students reportedly smuggle the cocaine in disguised as sticks of chalk"

"Law enforcement authority Lawrence Winchester of Huntersville, Mississippi had this to say...'

"It's an epidemic. And people need to know that this is going on in their children's classrooms. We've got kids smuggling in giant Crayola boxes of pure cocaine."

"Huntersville parent Michelle Baumbach responded by saying..."

"Where would a kid in Huntersville even find pure cocaine? I just don't understand kids these days."

"Steven Weilding, a junior at Huntersville Highschool had this to say on the subject..."

"I don't know anyone doing it... at all. No one. They really call it chalking?"

"When school official were questioned the school's principal Walter Hardy had this to say..."

"No one is allowed to bring chalk to school anymore. Not even teachers. We are spending the remaining budget on switching our visuals over to PowerPoint."

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