Pretension

I am better than you
My diction is better than yours
My style is better than yours
My hat is better
My music is more ironic
My glassses are thicker
My movies are more whimsical
My books are more significant
My mediums are more obscure
My politics are more shocking
My aspirations are harder to achieve
My love is more tragic
My family is stranger
My food is more foreign
My passion is deeper
My outlook is more cynical
My guitar is older
My coffee is blacker
My shoes are more colorful
My jeans are more worn
I am better than you